Wednesday, July 23, 2014

cosmo tip #585

expertcosmotips:

whenever he gives you an order during dom/sub play, answer him with “whatever mom“ 

pervocracy:

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

fiftyshadesthemovie:

The Trailer Arrives This Thursday.  #FiftyShades

omg this is like those effing tumblr doms gifs this is too much i’m dying

@pervocracy

This is, in about five seconds, such a perfect illustration of the FSoG phenomenon.

Because out of context, that image of his hand sliding up her skirt under the table seems hot.  Seems like they’re doing some sexy secret play together.

In context, this happens while they’re having dinner with his parents. She pushes his hand away, and he glares furiously at her.  After dinner, he drags her out to the backyard to yell at her for daring to say no to him.  He threatens to hit her, then demands she have intentionally unpleasant sex with him.

Suddenly the “ooh, hand up the skirt” gif isn’t as much fun anymore.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014
nevver:

Return to Magenta
glumshoe:

umm

Is that mermaid underwear

glumshoe:

umm

Is that mermaid underwear

warmyellowlight:

yesmissmori:

THINX Underwear:

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

This is sososo important. I have met girls in the slums of India that used old rags as sanitary pads and got all kinds of infections. They did not have access to clean water to clean these rags. People in developing countries do not have access to affordable pads. This is suuuuch a good cause!

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

vanyanis:

Custom ‘Lady Esha’ Corset in Jade/Gold (pictured)

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The listing is for a custom underbust corset, made to fit your individual measurements and featuring a very limited edition jade and pale gold fabric, with small details woven in purple. The main colour is incredibly tricky to photograph, in some lights it looks teal, and others almost a peppermint or even emerald green -it’s incredibly luscious. The design of your corset will be inspired by the original Lady Esha corset (pictured above), but will not be identical.

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